Welcome to the Pit of Ultimate Darkness. Please wipe your feet on the mat.

Good evening, and welcome to the Pit of Ultimate Darkness. Tonight we delve deep into the most sinister, dark, hardly-ever-Swiffered corners of my demented mind to unveil my most recent acts of ... EVIL!

Monday I told G I was going to do the rest of the dishes Tuesday. But I didn't. Evvvil!

Yesterday when I was watching v. important TV (read: Twitches Too) and the DVR asked if I wanted to record South Park, I said no. Eviiil!

Sometimes I sneak dried onion into the food while I'm cooking so G won't know there are onions in it. Eeeeevil!

Often when I should be blogging, I am watching Brotherhood 2.0 on You Tube instead. Evvvil!

And, finally, today I ripped off Kevin MacDonald and Dave Foley. And I didn't even do a very good job of it. Evil!

Until next time, do not avoid the puppies of purgatory! Oh, and ...